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“Couple of Drongos”: Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban Handed Down After Tower Climb Stunt

Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban! PERTH, WA — For roughly 60,000 punters packed into Optus Stadium on November 1, the return of metal gods Metallica was supposed to be a night of head-banging, air guitar, and screaming until your voice was cactus. But for two absolute loose units, the night didn’t end with an encore—it ended in the back of a divvy van.

In a display of logic that suggests a few kangaroos were loose in the top paddock, two men decided the best seat in the house wasn’t in the mosh pit, but halfway up a structural tower. The stunt has resulted in court dates, lighter wallets, and a swiftly issued Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban from the venue.

A Few Stubbies Short of a Six-Pack

The incident went down during the opening night of the Australian leg of the M72 World Tour. It was a scorcher of a night in Perth, and the atmosphere was electric as James Hetfield and the boys tore into their set. While most fans were content to sink a few cold ones and enjoy the show, Beau William Loch Rollings, 20, and Rory Hugh Culbert, 23, seemingly decided to audition for Ninja Warrior: The Bogan Edition.

Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban Handed Down After Tower Climb Stunt

According to court reports, the pair jumped the safety barriers and began scaling the scaffolding tower. They didn’t just hop up a few rungs; these two managed to climb between 10 and 50 metres into the air. To make matters more surreal, they picked the moment the band started playing One—a song famous for explosions and war sounds—to cling to the rigging like a couple of confused koalas.

While the band thrashed away, totally unaware that two muppets were dangling above the crowd, security and police were left scrambling. It took about 20 minutes for the climbers to realise the game was up and descend, where they were promptly greeted by the welcoming committee of the Western Australian Police Force.

Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban Handed Down After Tower Climb Stunt

Metallica Fans Lifetime BanThe Magistrate: “Not the Sharpest Tools in the Shed”

The fallout hit harder than a Lars Ulrich snare drum. Appearing in Perth Magistrates Court, both men pleaded guilty to trespassing. It was revealed they’d had a few drinks beforehand—shocking absolutely no one—but the “hold my beer” defence didn’t fly with the judge.

Magistrate Ruth Dineen didn’t beat around the bush, telling the lads that while it might have seemed like a laugh at the time, it was “incredibly stupid behaviour” and a “good way to ruin your night out.”

Their lawyer, Rachael Gemmell, tried to explain it away as “just stupid behaviour” rather than malice, essentially arguing they were just acting the fool. However, the venue management wasn’t having a bar of it. Along with fines of $1,000 AUD each and court costs, the pair received the ultimate punishment for any West Australian: a Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban from Optus Stadium.

This isn’t just a ban from rock gigs; it means they are barred from every sporting event at Perth’s premier stadium forever. No more footy, no more cricket, no more concerts. Truly, they’ve done their dough.

Metallica Fans Lifetime BanA Cracking Night Marred by idiocy

It is a bit of a shame that the headline has become the Metallica Fans Lifetime Ban rather than the absolutebelter of a gig Metallica put on. By all accounts, the show was a ripper. The band, playing their first Aussie show since 2013, was in fine form, tearing through a setlist that balanced new tracks from 72 Seasons with the classics that everyone and their mum knows.

While 60,000 legends walked out with ringing ears and grinning faces, Rollings and Culbert walked out with a criminal record and a permanent exile. As the tour moves on to the East Coast, the message is clear for anyone thinking of pulling a similar stunt: don’t be a galah. Enjoy the music, respect the venue, and keep your feet on the ground—otherwise, you’ll be watching the next tour on YouTube from your mum’s basement.

Neil@rocknews.co.uk

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