9 April 2026 rocknews

Gypsy Pistoleros Release New Single “King Of Almost Everything” – From Album Dark Faerie Tales Out 17 April 2026

Welsh glam-punk-goth outlaws Gypsy Pistoleros have dropped their third single “King Of Almost Everything” – a ferocious, cinematic takedown of false idols, hollow power and blind devotion.

The track is out now and comes with a brand-new video that perfectly captures the band’s dark, theatrical edge.

Stream “King Of Almost Everything” now Watch the official music video here

A rallying cry for the disillusioned, the song delivers the line: “We crown the wrong kings and call it salvation, follow wolves in borrowed halos straight into damnation…”

This is Gypsy Pistoleros at their most dangerous — pulling crowns from heads and setting fire to the throne.

Dark Faerie Tales – Album Out 17 April 2026

“King Of Almost Everything” is taken from the band’s new album Dark Faerie Tales: A Fairytale for the Damned, released on 17 April 2026 via The New Church Records.

The record is available to pre-order now in limited neon purple & black splatter vinyl, neon green & black splatter vinyl, deluxe 4-panel digisleeve CD, and digital formats.

Tracklisting:

Dark Faerie Tales
My One Desire, Burn It Up
King of Almost Everything
She’s Getting Stranger
Take My Hand to Nightmare Land
Behind The Mask
Prince of the Damned
Rattling
I Whisper Goodbye
The Ghost of Baby Strange

Produced and co-written by Dave Draper (Michael Monroe, Ginger Wildheart, The Wildhearts, Therapy?, Elvana), Dark Faerie Tales fuses glam-soaked punk energy with gothic grandeur, raw fire and apocalyptic swagger.

Dark Faerie Tales UK Tour 2026

To support the album, Gypsy Pistoleros will embark on a full UK headline run with special guests James Kennedy & The Underdogs throughout.

Confirmed Dates:

16 April – London, The Underworld
17 April – Worcester, The Marrs Bar
18 April – Pontypool, The Dragonffli
22 April – Newcastle, The Cluny
24 April – Dunfermline, The Monarch
25 April – Edinburgh, Bannermans
1–2 May – Beltane Gathering Festival, Wales
9 May – No Sleep Till Blackpool Festival @ The Waterloo
10 May – Stoke-on-Trent, Eleven (Matinee Show)
15 May – Nottingham, The Old Cold Store
16 May – Stockport, The Holy Diver
23 May – Breaking Bands Festival, Droitwich

Additional festival and European dates will be announced soon. Tickets are on sale now at gypsypistoleros.com/shows.

FAQs – Gypsy Pistoleros “King Of Almost Everything” & Dark Faerie Tales 2026

When is the new single “King Of Almost Everything” out? Out now on all streaming platforms with the official video.

When does the new album Dark Faerie Tales release? 17 April 2026 via The New Church Records. Pre-orders are live now.

What formats is the album available in? Limited neon splatter vinyl (purple/black and green/black), deluxe digisleeve CD, and digital.

Who produced Dark Faerie Tales? Dave Draper (Michael Monroe, Ginger Wildheart, The Wildhearts, Therapy?, Elvana).

When is the Dark Faerie Tales UK Tour? April and May 2026 with special guests James Kennedy & The Underdogs.

Where can I buy tickets for the tour? Tickets are on sale now at gypsypistoleros.com/shows.

What is Gypsy Pistoleros’ style? Glam Punk Goth ‘n’ Roll – a wild, theatrical mix of The Damned, Hanoi Rocks, The Cult, Killing Joke and modern defiance.

Rock News final word: Gypsy Pistoleros are not here to play it safe. “King Of Almost Everything” is a savage, glitter-streaked middle finger to false idols and the perfect taste of what’s coming on Dark Faerie Tales. If you love rock that’s dangerous, dramatic and dripping with attitude, this is essential listening — and those April/May shows are going to be unmissable.